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Chris Roller's goal here at BendMover

Chris Roller's legal battles:

Intro
Current/Open Case 27cv0922812Online (Here)
David Copperfield (Case1) (Case2)
Patent (Patent2 - My take on reality - real/unreal)
- Godly Powers Patent Application
GE Medical Systems (Case)
James Randi Educational Foundation (Case 1, Case 2)
Bosley Case
PrePaid Legal (and Wagner, Falconer, and Judd)
Psychiatrists (Sioux Valley Case) ) (Allina Case) (Fairview/Quello Case)
George Bush - (Case1) (Case2) To avoid dismissal, a complaint must allege facts sufficient to state a claim as a matter of law and not merely legal conclusions. Say what?
20 Churches(Case) (Sue for tithing)
CIA Case
US Marshals
People I've sued - CIA, 20 Churches, GEMS (2x), JamesRandi(2x), David Copperfield(2x), Allina, Quello, Fairview, GeorgeBush(2x), Cris Angel, Sioux Valley, David Blaine, Bosley (2x), United States, State of Minnesota, Oslund, Lakelund Church (Joel Osteen), Maslon.

Minnesota Nice - No restraining orders please - give me warning (here) if you are unhappy with your name in these clips and I will fix. Email me if you need a password to the secure area.

Come visit MN
3M (Black Widow)
Psychiatrists
- Caging 1: I'm Jesus and looking for my wives
- Caging 2: I'm confused about show and talking too crazy for my mother
- Caging 3: GE Poisoning
- Caging 4: School Bomb Scare
- Caging 5: Said I was God to a doctor
- Caging 6: Said I was God to police and having safety issues
- Stay tuned for Caging 7:
Mystery Diagnosis (Bipolar; Tourette's; ADD; SPD; Stupiditis; Jokeitis)
Recruiters
Cats (crapped on me).
US Postal Service (see Bosley first) - I've gone Postal
Raven Hill
Burnsville Bowl
Landlord Kevin Mortinson
GayTest peer pressure (See Gina first)
Neighbor Dave
Apartment Robbery / Mental Raping
Bumpers
My Happiness
Harassment/Restraining Orders
- SP
- Danika
- Unitarian Church
  - 1st email;
  - 2nd (whopper) email - open in another window while listening to video.
- Paternity Suit Restraint
- SD
Smallville (Redwood Falls, MN)
Kevin Gegner from Smallville ($2600 loan for what?)
Burnsville Police
Police Attitude
My Good Buddy Teddy (Mafia)
Adventure with Kevin (I've hardly ever been in a strangers home)
Ivote.com
Poisonings
Religion
DNA Test - Am I Jesus? (Christmas question)
How can I be God?
Blood of Jesus
My Hair
King of Diamonds (strip show)
View of Blacks
View of Dentistry
View of Gays
- View of Gays II
Women
- Intro
- View of Women
  - (But there's more, Part II)
  - (guess what? Part III)
- Mandy
- Sheila
- Brunette
- Michelle@Neisens
- Arial
- Bogarts bar fly
- Primetime Stuckup twins. (Improper rejection)
- Lana (Minnesota RollerGirls)
- Karaoke@Majors
- Plague Reaper (PG Version)
- Iris
- Wife Maria
- Paulita
- BlackWidow
  - Gina (FixMyFlat song)
  - Tina (BW?)
- Women I've made Love to
FBI / CIA - (angels?)
Weight Loss
WorkOut
File SyncForce Bendover with Rich
Holy Rollers Bowling team
A Beautiful Mind (and John Nash)
BlueHost (Punk'd or complete buttheads)
Jobs
- Corn Fields
- McDonalds
- USNavy
- IBM
- 3M (above)
- Data Retrieval International
- RFC
- ECMC
- United Way
- GE

Chronicles of God

Other links edited out for content embarrassing to some.
26Nov2008 (Give Thanks for saying hi to me, ladies!)
27Nov2008 (Thanksgiving)
03Dec2008 (I won @ Poker)
6Dec2008 (Black Widow from 26Nov2008)
9Dec2008 (A long long show.)
11Dec2008 (Type 6 - gossiper! Negative viewpoint!)
12Dec2008 (Type 6s again. Love not thy God)
14Dec2008 (Sunday Church)
15Dec2008 (Mobile Virgin)
16Dec2008 (911 @ Socrates)
22Dec2008 (Catch up for the week. $300 loan for what? Burnsville is ablaze due to Claire?)
28Dec2008 ($300 goes a long way folks!)
30Dec2008 Accusations (molestation) are flying now!
05Jan2009 New Years intro into the Shriners/Masons
17Jan2009 Pranks alore!
17Jan2009B Give for free@WishMission!
26Jan2009 Passion for this website. Nightmare on 13th Street!
04Feb2009 My prayer was answered! Is that a good thing?
12Feb2009 True Beauty in BlueHost
23Feb2009 Thinking about moving! More mobile.
28Feb2009 Breaking lease. Not so quick!
02Mar2009 Interview with Steve Wilkos Inc.
06Mar2009 Roller isn't so important any more. But he's still God!
07Mar2009 Interview with Burnsville Police about Raven Hill.
12Mar2009 Roller is a jerk in love and bowling.
17Mar2009 Getting lucky Chris Roller style (St. Patrick's Day)
18Mar2009 Interview with UM Law, FBI, CIA, and Paltalk Radio
22Mar2009 Saw Godfather. More oath stuff.
23Mar2009 Conversation with HolyRoller's Jeff. Conversation with Nancy.
24Mar2009 Philosophy. Neisens. Nobody's talkin' to me.
27Mar2009 Introduction to my computers woes/pros.
29Mar2009 Dad's take on my business venture into the truth. Karaoke Kari is telling me the truth.
30Mar2009 Meeting with psychiatrist. Sioux Falls police investigate GE poisoning.
31Mar2009 Is this Oath thing really happening? Huh? Burnsville Police a slow reacting to my calling.
01Apr2009 The April Fools joke, personal and global, without the "gotcha", all while they "gotcha", all year long, not just one day.
02Apr2009 Getting somebody to do something legally is "truly" like pulling teeth.
06Apr2009 Interview with Burnsville Police. Donna's impression from the interview.
07Apr2009 This God thing may be real at the VA. Donna's concern for my well-being.
09Apr2009 Easter is coming up once again. Time for a good old crucifixion! Unless I'm not Jesus/God. Donna's conversation.
15Apr2009 I am not God/Jesus/godly entity. Oath is now real?
19Apr2009 What is real/unreal. More oath stuff.
20Apr2009 Anniversary of Columbine and relation to Chris Roller.
24Apr2009 Struggling with getting paid for the attempted murders on me.
26Apr2009 Anniversary of my first massive hit. And then the morph. I was a new person by morning.
27Apr2009 My virtual battle commenced. Nothing happens with the Burnsville Police, but it sure seemed like something was happening in 1999. Cat is on his 15th life with me. Is there sweet 16?
Roller's Spirituality
01May2009 Where is Donna and this oath going?
Roller's PsychicJourney before/after morph.
04May2009 Lucifer's Birthday! Huh?
11May2009 Visit to Smallville. My friend "Mafia" Teddy died over the weekend.
13May2009 Conversation with Sue.
19May2009 Back to investigation from BP. Philosophy.
20May2009 Police need a smoking gun and bullet in my head to make things happen.
20May2009 My take on the AIG bailout, Obama, and Ron Paul.
21May2009 Calling the courts about this oath stuff.
28May2009 PalTalk radio concerning 9/11 and the mysterious Building 7 nobody talks about.
01Jun2009 Raven Hill again. Where am I to live?
03Jun2009 Adventure with Best Buy.
11Jun2009 Karaoke contest. Kids coming soon. SAT meeting. Oath realization - truth is elusive.
Customer Service
15Jun2009 Birthday yesterday. Praying for the troops. Unitarian unhappy.
16Jun2009 Philosophy (Health coverage); Oath and legal battles; truth is...Donna is confused!
18Jun2009 Applewoods; nothing happening with Sioux Falls and GE poisoning; Discussion with PrePaid Legal; Everything I say is considered a joke? We'll find out!
20Jun2009 Who could predict another Burnsville Blaze - this time, hitting home! Way too close for comfort! What does it mean!
22Jun2009 Conversation with BVPD about stuff.
22Jun2009 VA appt; more on the adventure @ Burnsville Blaze Raven Hill;
ECMC and Tom Tagtmeyer, a child molester. The truth must come out about him.
28Jun2009 Comedy at the JokeJoint in Bloomington.
30Jun2009 Philosophy weirdness; my kids arrive - pure chaos; Valley Fair; Grand Slam; Wii; Bowling score of 299 in real bowling;
Socrates Cafe Unhappy
01Jul2009 Time to make a move...
15Jul2009 Catchup for the week. Went to Smallville. Helicopter ride.
20Jul2009 Does truth help or hurt? I'm offensive?, yet effective.
18Aug2009 Why I left Smallville in 2004? Is Smallville ready for another dose of CR?
19Aug2009 Why scaring people can lead to problems. (fear mongering/WMDs etc)
31Aug2009 Kids gone now. Computer problem resolved - whew! Band issues! Business issues! What to do
06Sep2009 The music bug hits big as I rock it with Johnny Holmes Band
06Sep2009 The Joke Joint is a hoot.
07Sep2009 On a legal quest again.
21Sep2009 I'm pretty busy getting nothing done. SD restraining order update. End of summer party at Terry/Jeff.
30Sep2009 Couples counseling at the VA.
03Oct2009 My next lawsuit in the quest for truth and justice. Look out.
15.01 Amendments A party may amend a pleading once as a matter of course at any time before a responsive pleading is served or, if the pleading is one to which no responsive pleading is permitted and the action has not been placed upon the trial calendar, the party may so amend it at any time within 20 days after it is served. Otherwise a party may amend a pleading only by leave of court or by written consent of the adverse party; and leave shall be freely given when justice so requires. A party shall plead in response to an amended pleading within the time remaining for response to the original pleading or within ten days after service of the amended pleading, whichever period may be longer, unless the court otherwise orders.
03Oct2009 Valley Scare and my message from the bees.
06Oct2009 Legal talk. Serving via Phone calls.
10Oct2009 Response from my lawsuit a joke once more.
11Oct2009 2 year anniversary of TruthUnderOath - and it's significance???
12Oct2009 Getting money for TUO. Email to Mystik concerning Indian Scotty.
14Oct2009 More TUO investigating. Savage police decides not to report any fraud.
15Oct2009 Attorneys are upset because they are molesting my daughter.
18Oct2009 A PR campaign for the arrogant Solheim.
19Oct2009 VA's approach to my PR campaign.
20Oct2009 County attorney; state attorney; Lino and my moon realization.
26Oct2009 Halloween approaching. Superman outfit. Lawsuit reply. More on Lino. Sever's cornmaze. Trail of Terror.
28Oct2009 Contact MN Attorney General about the oath. An player in MyTrumanShow, at Creekside - or player hater.
03Nov2009 Bowling again; Primetime; Ad Campaign; God shirt; Marine in trouble; Halloween chaos; Gator party; Dead Sea lotion; Valley Scare; ScreamTown; TruthUnderOath.com restructuring;
03Nov2009b Saw a UFO maybe just after watching V? Maybe I can mate with them! Feeling better about the perjury cases I'm seeing.
Sabrent_04Nov2009b Rude prank by Sabrent in attempt to sabotage my computer.
06Nov2009 Fort Hood analysis; return this Crap Sabrent item; they want to send me another replacement; Mark Boris notice; CR gut showing;
09Nov2009 Psycho thriller suspense; unreal crap customer support with Sabrent/eCost;
11Nov2009 Another hopeless plea with Dawn Johnson (Burnsville Police); Plea to Steve Wilkos Show;
12Nov2009 Very good news - going to trial/mediation. Thank you for your continued support!
13Nov2009GrantSeekerPro History.
16Nov2009 Court Fee Waiver; on Paltalk concerning 9/11 hearings.
22Nov2009 Giving Thanksgiving @ Sunday church.
KidsSummer2009 Recap of Summer with the kids 2009.
25Nov2009b Bowling recap for the previous weeks. Islam (Muslim) couple. My Bird Island adventure.
02Dec2009 Legal runaround; Papers lost; "Here call this #" as usual; Gese attorney pretty cool;
03Dec2009 Crapping up a storm; Day in court has moved to Brooklyn Park, Tues. 1:30.
05Dec2009 Need your prayers for this hearing (case prep) (shorter Prep2)
06Dec2009 Steve Wilkos phone call.
08Dec2009 Dismiss hearing. It went pretty well. Keep your fingers crossed that there might be an honorable judge in this case.
09Dec2009 Li Martini interviewing me.
Wormhole?
Documentary of the Moon Very interesting.
9/11 Conspiracy Theory
10Dec2009 Legal runaround help and truth. State of MN John Garry response. Interview with Li about conspiracies.
12Dec2009 Interview with Cathy.
Obama Deception
15Dec2009 Unicell misery; Interrogatory Part II; Night out on a Tuesday.
Intelligent Design, Creation, Evolution
23Dec2009 Acting neighborly; Applying for grants; Current case; Tracfone; Thoughts on the Christmas season; Bruno; Chris Roller as "Santa" one day? Hmmm...
28Dec2009 Last night with Omeca! Interview with Cathy.
12Jan2010 My dealings with women in the legal profession.
Why FreakAndGeek
How I Record for this website.
14Jan2010 Earthquake; Tattled on my website recordings; 2nd set of interrogatories back, but not done right.
16Jan2010 Avatar again; massage leading into a Spiritual center;
18Jan2010 Retake of the 2nd set of interrogatories and paper version mishap (funny); Case insight; SuperBowl insight; New church - are they accepting; Is God conscious?
Privacy
24Jan2010 Threatening voice mail.
25Jan2010 Grant questions; Legal system runaround - lawyers are like children; magical LSAT answer; computer is alive!
WrongfullyConfictedDescriptionResume to Grants.gov
27Jan2010 Scene at Hosanna church. Bowling interview-baby with broken bones. It appears I'm a threat to people.
28Jan2010 Hosanna church.
02Feb2010 BusinessCard; Trespassing notice Hosanna and Lakeville Police; Red Cross platelets;
JokeJoint
My Mother Cathy
15Feb2010 Another school shooting and what it means; Shoulder injury;
18Feb2010 Shooting it with Li;
Hmmm....Joe Stack and the plane smash; Underwear bomber;
02Mar2010 Shoulder injury 95% now; apply for grants; band prospect, but where? Rockin' Roller has a ring to it; court update; Hosanna lawsuit for tithing.
06Mar2010 Case NOT dismissed! Band tryout; my crazy dream;
08Mar2010 Summary Judgment not gonna happen (timetable); TruTV and Insession and what I'm realizing from TruthUnderOath.com
12Mar2010 Church forma-pauperis denied. Quest at musician uphill climb.
13Mar2010 Music fair; Talk with Minister about being Jesus. Jesus ad campaign started. Law suit type in the motion dismiss?
15Mar2010 Woman kicking someone who's down; Rally in St. Paul; latest case.
16Mar2010 Examples of oath inside/outside the courtroom; Lying to me (notary). Former dentist and my tooth issue resolution; Father Tim; Served personally my case;
20Mar2010 $100 stolen/reported police involvement; Am I a pioneer of truth, blazing a trail?;
23Mar2010 Lawsuit situation and skewing of truth and trying to leak it through; Getting Allyn to comply with oath requests; Roller not liked in the Twin Cities
29Mar2010 Bowling 700 series; Band whoes; Dentist whoes;
30Mar2010 Nasty poison last Saturday; Pay for fax filing; Which judge decline my forma pauperis?
31Mar2010 Dentist runaround; Federal runaround; trying to find a peaceful environment.
05Apr2010 Gingrich campaign and my spiel of things in this country; Verbal dispute warning for defendants in this case.
UpcomingHearingPractice Statement in preparation.
13Apr2010 Court hearing; Bruce and folding empire and TruthUnderOath; Wild bowling night; Gave platelets;
16Apr2010 Case concerns; bowling; John Shriner is a Shriner!; Philosophy John is rude!
23Apr2010 Moved to Smallville; moving woes; Saw "Up in the air" (ouch); Time to regroup and get my sanity back;
To those is Smallville who were past offended by me, I'm sorry. To all others, I appreciate the opportunity.
27Apr2010 Picky English means no miracles for year for CDMRP grants. pdf file
01May2010 Staying with parents (no apt);
02May2010 Moving out of parents (apt); latest flip/flop, oh my, Redwood is special I tell ya.
05May2010 Almost moved in; few thing to take care of; good night @ poker @ 101; computer classes teaming with Bruce;
07May2010 Setting up at the new apt; peaceful once again;
13May2010 Kari's daughter murdered; still unpacking; band head-games; Mix-up with Hairball while back.
16May2010 Court decision is upcoming. Let's keep the prayer!
19May2010 Case got dismissed. Philosophy discussion with a women about women.
20May2010 Discussion with dog about the nature of women (and men).
21May2010 Is my perjury-prevent service working? Trying to sell it.
23May2010 details of the dismissal; Donna good luck? Sue for perjury? Life-changing accident for Justin
04Jun2010 Another lawsuit (perjury this time); Lawyers run away once again; Dentist lawsuit; why I don't/can't go to school (unless it's free)
17Jun2010 Had birthday 43; tooth pulled and how infection relates to the oil spill; tennis league; Blg for sale. MN inventors congress;
24Jun2010 Oil spill reflection; Grants are scams I fear; getting paid for TruthUnderOath; advertising;
27Jun2010 Brother Aaron; Earthlings movie;
08Jul2010 Got my kids; Movie Last Airbender; Locked myself out of garage; 4th of July; Karaoke troubles;
26Jul2010 No class reunion this decade. My mysterious friend Lino and a perhaps falling out. How interested? women look at me.
Food is Poisoned?
06Aug2010 Trying to shake out this Lino character. Time with kids winding down. Brother Aaron and his antics.
23Aug2010 "Pushed my mom down?", Cathy. Concerns about women in my presence. Valley Fair. Band coming together. My Music/tech ability coming together. Cari's 40th birthday party. 1 week before kids are gone.
Am I psychic?
Lonnie;

Philosophy Group

25Mar2009 When individualism ends and selfishness begins. A Beautiful Mind - John Nash and his game theory.
Gun Control
Shannon
Adversarial/Inquisitive

Jesse Ventura Conspiracy Theory

Science Video Series (very good)

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