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Here at BendmOver, we specialize in a phenomenon I call the "bend-over" phenomenon.  We are very experienced with this phenomenon.

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I've started an ad campaign about my legal problems.  Offering a $100/email campaign.  Please watch and help out if you can.

View My Buddy Bill.  Funny or not, if you have been Bent-Over like this, tell me.  I will do my best to compensate you for your story.  Bill is screwed legally, but his story could make humor headlines and video skits demonstrating what happened, bringing Bill royalties worth 2 cars.  So your biggest embarrassment could be worth $millions in humor.  Don't be afraid to write me.  If you are a veteran, like me, been Bent-Over on a hard luck story, tell me about it.  I will do my best to compensate you for your story.

Chris Roller's goal here at BendMover

Chris Roller's legal battles:

Minnesota Nice - No restraining orders please - give me warning (here) if you are unhappy with your name in these clips and I will fix.  Email me if you need a password to the secure area.

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