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Roller (God) Bets that you cannot kill him! Feeling lucky?!
The reason - I'm too lovable to kill. You will fall in love with me and want to keep me around for our journey
into Heaven! 1 & 2
who want to be my 100th friend: https://www.facebook.com/mytrumanshow Here's a special Lottery magic trick I'd like to share with you! Here's a special Molestation magic trick I'd like to share with you! Here's a special BodyPart magic trick I'd like to share with you! Here's a special FireLight magic trick I'd like to share with you! Here's a special RoadFlare magic trick I'd like to share with you! Here's a special RaiseHell magic trick I'd like to share with you! Messiah wants to give thanks to the people/companies who poisoned me over the years, producing the yang Please Kill Me - A song dedicated to the cause!
<a href="Images/Images/GodBetComedyRoutine.wmv">Click here for Video</a> DownloadCurious...has any of the Muslims seen Muhammad's wife? I want to mate with her, to give her my super-penis! I am the Messhiah: "I have come to fjewk you over! To save you from your behavior!" http://mexicocity.es.craigslist.com.mx/vnn/3798874788.html The trick is I will be alive in a month. How come the world hasn't heard of me yet? Answer:I have douche-bag magic. I am camouflaged in nothing-ness. It works by allowing key members of society to treat me like nothing. "Nothing special about Roller". Amazing magic, that lets a VIP like me be treated like a nothing! And the reality - those "somethings", making that impression, have an IQ under 20. http://cleveland.craigslist.org/vnn/3799574168.html If you read this, a lottery magic spell commences. Your eyeballs will pop out, and in entertaining fashion, they will reappear, just to happen again. This way, the extra eyeballs on the ground will hopefully help you see the magic. And if you do, tell the authorities magic is real. It will earn you a ticket to my kingdom in heaven. Maybe even a penthouse suite in my main castle. Warning, it is contagious! Maybe your friends will tell the authorities and be rich and famous! It's a contest! Who will win this lottery!? If you read this, a molestation magic blessing commences. I always wondered what's up this molestation allegations in my law cases, yet nobody cares. Maybe it's not occurring? Guess we need to find out! So for this one, very similar fashion to the eye-ball spell, this one causes you to molest my children. As before, this one is also entertaining! And contagious! If this is a problem with anybody, tell the authorities magic is real and perhaps offensive! Tell them the Devil made you do it! That you have no free will, and that sin is forgiven because the Devil makes you do things sinful. Maybe your friends will tell the authorities and be rich and famous! It's a contest! Who will win this lottery!? If you read this, a Roller spawn magic blessing commences. How thoughtless of me...in the previous spell, I realized that we may run out of children. So to compensate, some lady close to you will spawn another Roller child. If you read this, BodyPop magic blessing commences. If you look at someone for more than 10 minutes, their body parts start popping off, again, in very entertaining fashion. This will make a problem for stage performers, but it will be entertaining for the audience involved! If this is a problem with anybody, tell the authorities magic is real and perhaps offensive! Tell them the Devil made you do it! That you have no free will, and that sin is forgiven because the Devil makes you do things sinful. Maybe your friends will tell the authorities and be rich and famous! It's a contest! Who will win this lottery!? If you read this, FirstAid magic blessing commences. How thoughtless of me...in the previous spell, I realized that you may need a band-aid or 2. So to compensate, a first aid kit will appear if you need it! If you read this, FireLight magic blessing commences. You will light on fire, and because I'm caring I will provide you a fire extinguisher for which to put out the flames. I will also provide some ointment if needed. Then you are ok, and it happens again. This way, the will tell authorities that Hell exists and magic is real! It will earn you a ticket to my kingdom in heaven. Maybe even a penthouse suite in my main castle. Warning, it is contagious! Maybe your friends will tell the authorities and be rich and famous! It's a contest! Who will win this lottery!? If you read this, HellRaise magic blessing commences. You read all the previous blessings/spells, and then starting levitating. This will allow you see more magic on Earth as you rise above. This way, you will tell authorities that Roller is Raising Hell and that magic is real! It will earn you a ticket to my kingdom in heaven. Maybe even a penthouse suite in my main castle. Warning, it is contagious! Maybe your friends will tell the authorities and be rich and famous! It's a contest! Who will win this lottery!? If you read this, RoadFlare/FireworksAss magic blessing commences. This idea came from my mentor Buffalo Bob in the movie Joe Dirt. I'll shove a road flare up your butt! This one helps if you are levitating, as watchers will think it's a fireworks display and will report magic occurring. Again, this will be entertaining, as the road-flare may get replaced with other forms of showy fireworks rockets! Try to guide the rocketAss with your hips and make a cool design we'll use in an upcoming episode of FreakyFied! This ass-blast will hopefully allow you to tell authorities that magic is very cool and spectacular! It will earn you a ticket to my kingdom in heaven. Maybe even a penthouse suite in my main castle. Warning, it is contagious! Maybe your friends will tell the authorities and be rich and famous! It's a contest! Who will win this lottery!? If you read this, PortaPotty magic blessing commences. How thoughtless of me...in the previous spell, I realized that you may need a place to go poop as your bung-hole expands! So I will provide a PortaPottty when you need it! Legal disclaimer - these spells are a part of a very bizarre story I am fabricating. But if this is actually occurring, then I will stop it immediately once it is confirmed that magic exists. And you/I can sue they psychiatry field for assuring me that magic was delusional! BTW: this also means Roller is God/Devil! So please, do call the authorities and get me into trouble!I'm God, protector of his children! Are you in danger? I can protect you too! Email me, I'll put you into my protection. If you die, I die too! I'll risk my life for yours, and you risk your life for me! Together we rise to the top! Email me if you believe enough to be protected by me.Bet against the JewsBet against the LadiesBet against the BlacksBet against the MagiciansBet against the Athiests Bet against the legal system (lawyers and judges), Religion, Psychiatry, Bet against every business for attempting to kill me, don't want to be judged? politicians Why do this? I'm trying to sell this protection bubble to the military! What I expect as a result! Friends, and lots of them, to protect me! Like Rico did! Why I cannot be Killed Why so mean? The bet of a lifetime - CR bets his life - if CR loses, he has no life; if wins, CR will finally have a life! Chronicles of God! Please Kill Me - A song dedicated to the cause! Here's my first incredible magic trick - it's been around since 2007. Courts unable to pay me for this magic yet, showcasing the loser characteristics of the world. Legal proof that no one can kill me!Performances: 20120826 at Austins 20120827 at Tom and Jerrys Making my penis disappear! 20120909 at Austins; I didn't die this night! 20120911 at Taste. I had a 9/11 today. Still breathing! That's always a good sign. 20120915 Burlesque party at A Comic Shop 20121028 Not at Austins, but in my apartment. 20121106 Aids tested negative! Ha! Bring on the next Black Widow! 20121111 More reason to kill me! The porn industry is starting to change. Pooning to love-making! 20121114 Crazy life of mine; and how I should be really wanted! Interview with VA. 20121119 Hey, Trump, offer me $5 million to prove my credentials! I can fjewk somebody over in under 1 hour! 20121121 Display psychic abilities to you. Other magic tricks. Cancelled with shrink. 20121120 I have a special request to all magicians out there, ideas to end my show and make Heaven. Become an actor and convey my show are an elaborate display/performance. 20121121 Pyschic/Wish magic. Interview with DoubleKRadio.com show. Kleber Garcia @ EA Games, and at least 10% of EA employees have molested Chris Roller's children. Kleber, this is the free advertising. The paid advertising takes the ad down. 20121121 Interview with DoubleKRadio.com show. See the magic in action. Miracle levitation displayed, and my miracle oath displayed, as they could not sign the sworn statement. As a result of jewing me for the $20,000, Ken Lloyd and Risa Jordan of DoubleKRadio.com have molested my children. Happy fjewking Thanksgiving, huh? 20121122 Stephanie's death anniversary. Steph's song; Kryptonite; DoubleKRadio.com recap; Haven + Maria = Heaven; What's to become of me? Rip in reality witness by me, change in NFL rule (magic), indication that my life (rules) is changing - VERY BIG FOLKS! 20121123 Analyzing magic and my stupid and cruel show. 20121124 I became Robin Hood today and resultant bend-over after taking from rich and giving $100 to each person. Existence and proof? of a orchestrated and well-thought out script. Injured, hospitalized, surgery, and proof that my powers are more real. Danger level is sky-high! 20121125 Message to shrinks for reparations; Mail fix took forever; what it all means; how the show works; the football rule; Haven last night; 20121205 I'm not allowed to mate with humans at the VA. Got my patent updated. 20121210 Sheriff wants an interview. Portal opened? Christoph the Entertainer. Queen of England molests Roller's children. 20121210b My comedy bit for the Queen! 20121210c Raping of Soules! How low do I go? The greatest story ever is the ugliest! Re-tithing! 20121211 Official magician club. My new act is...I'm God and you had no free will! Let's get magical somehow! More ideas on how to magically transform my life into something grand. Everybody goes into entertainment - becomes actor in my show. 20121212 Reality is ripping! Show progressing! Magicians/Wizards and witches my friends! Magic a reality? Harry Potter a reality? X-Men? TBD 20121213 Christoph the Entertainer - I enhance your entertainment. ADD bubble is breaking down! Bees are my Beeznes. Autism Wizards? Colors; Dream Warriors; Magic routine; Drugs bad are good? 20121214 School Shooting! Rise of the Guardians! (at a theatre); I have a ShockAndAwful (ADD) Invisibility Cloak?; More on Patent; 20121215 Bees! I'm SuperGator! Judgement Day approaching! Microsoft/others have LivingMachine enacted, and ConsciousMachine is close! Smoke and mirrors for my magic gifts! magic-user, mage, magister, archmage, sorcerer/sorceress, shugenja, witch, wizard, warlock, wu jen, enchanter/enchantress, illusionist, diviner, conjurer, or thaumaturge; Talk with reverend about my new God bit! Make'em Pay Entertainment! Cops reality (wow)! 20121216 I think I'm a Sorcerer! Talk with Uncle Hank! Motorcycle is working again! Amazing coincidences! Living machine! Dec 21; New England football game! Game-show excitiable? 20121217 PokerStar and odds; anomaly of statistics and odds; I need actors to act laughter better; my ADD bubble; talk with lawyers; magic to re-ravel your life upon talking to me; Sandy Hook; my mom molested me!; 20121221 Talk with friend Scott H.; -------------People/Companies who have poisoned me over the years------------- The servers of the laced food, and everybody in the conspiracy of serving me the food is a child molester. If the conspiracy goes to top management, I then require the company deed! Or $1000/month-person to take down this (currently) free advertising. Every restaurant I've ever been too. I will try to name a few. Burger King GE Medical Systems Mellow Mushroom Orlando Ale House Olive Garden Chi Chis Raven Hill Apartments McDonald's was actually fairly tame until I got to Florida Outback Chili's
Curious...has any of the Muslims seen Muhammad's wife? I want to mate with her, to give her my super-penis!
I am the Messhiah: "I have come to fjewk you over! To save you from your behavior!"
http://mexicocity.es.craigslist.com.mx/vnn/3798874788.html The trick is I will be alive in a month. How come the world hasn't heard of me yet? Answer:I have douche-bag magic. I am camouflaged in nothing-ness. It works by allowing key members of society to treat me like nothing. "Nothing special about Roller". Amazing magic, that lets a VIP like me be treated like a nothing! And the reality - those "somethings", making that impression, have an IQ under 20. http://cleveland.craigslist.org/vnn/3799574168.html
If you read this, a lottery magic spell commences. Your eyeballs will pop out, and in entertaining fashion, they will reappear, just to happen again. This way, the extra eyeballs on the ground will hopefully help you see the magic. And if you do, tell the authorities magic is real. It will earn you a ticket to my kingdom in heaven. Maybe even a penthouse suite in my main castle. Warning, it is contagious! Maybe your friends will tell the authorities and be rich and famous! It's a contest! Who will win this lottery!?
If you read this, a molestation magic blessing commences. I always wondered what's up this molestation allegations in my law cases, yet nobody cares. Maybe it's not occurring? Guess we need to find out! So for this one, very similar fashion to the eye-ball spell, this one causes you to molest my children. As before, this one is also entertaining! And contagious! If this is a problem with anybody, tell the authorities magic is real and perhaps offensive! Tell them the Devil made you do it! That you have no free will, and that sin is forgiven because the Devil makes you do things sinful. Maybe your friends will tell the authorities and be rich and famous! It's a contest! Who will win this lottery!?
If you read this, a Roller spawn magic blessing commences. How thoughtless of me...in the previous spell, I realized that we may run out of children. So to compensate, some lady close to you will spawn another Roller child.
If you read this, BodyPop magic blessing commences. If you look at someone for more than 10 minutes, their body parts start popping off, again, in very entertaining fashion. This will make a problem for stage performers, but it will be entertaining for the audience involved! If this is a problem with anybody, tell the authorities magic is real and perhaps offensive! Tell them the Devil made you do it! That you have no free will, and that sin is forgiven because the Devil makes you do things sinful. Maybe your friends will tell the authorities and be rich and famous! It's a contest! Who will win this lottery!?
If you read this, FirstAid magic blessing commences. How thoughtless of me...in the previous spell, I realized that you may need a band-aid or 2. So to compensate, a first aid kit will appear if you need it!
If you read this, FireLight magic blessing commences. You will light on fire, and because I'm caring I will provide you a fire extinguisher for which to put out the flames. I will also provide some ointment if needed. Then you are ok, and it happens again. This way, the will tell authorities that Hell exists and magic is real! It will earn you a ticket to my kingdom in heaven. Maybe even a penthouse suite in my main castle. Warning, it is contagious! Maybe your friends will tell the authorities and be rich and famous! It's a contest! Who will win this lottery!?
If you read this, HellRaise magic blessing commences. You read all the previous blessings/spells, and then starting levitating. This will allow you see more magic on Earth as you rise above. This way, you will tell authorities that Roller is Raising Hell and that magic is real! It will earn you a ticket to my kingdom in heaven. Maybe even a penthouse suite in my main castle. Warning, it is contagious! Maybe your friends will tell the authorities and be rich and famous! It's a contest! Who will win this lottery!?
If you read this, RoadFlare/FireworksAss magic blessing commences. This idea came from my mentor Buffalo Bob in the movie Joe Dirt. I'll shove a road flare up your butt! This one helps if you are levitating, as watchers will think it's a fireworks display and will report magic occurring. Again, this will be entertaining, as the road-flare may get replaced with other forms of showy fireworks rockets! Try to guide the rocketAss with your hips and make a cool design we'll use in an upcoming episode of FreakyFied! This ass-blast will hopefully allow you to tell authorities that magic is very cool and spectacular! It will earn you a ticket to my kingdom in heaven. Maybe even a penthouse suite in my main castle. Warning, it is contagious! Maybe your friends will tell the authorities and be rich and famous! It's a contest! Who will win this lottery!?
If you read this, PortaPotty magic blessing commences. How thoughtless of me...in the previous spell, I realized that you may need a place to go poop as your bung-hole expands! So I will provide a PortaPottty when you need it!
Legal disclaimer - these spells are a part of a very bizarre story I am fabricating. But if this is actually occurring, then I will stop it immediately once it is confirmed that magic exists. And you/I can sue they psychiatry field for assuring me that magic was delusional! BTW: this also means Roller is God/Devil! So please, do call the authorities and get me into trouble!
I'm God, protector of his children! Are you in danger? I can protect you too! Email me, I'll put you into my protection. If you die, I die too! I'll risk my life for yours, and you risk your life for me! Together we rise to the top! Email me if you believe enough to be protected by me.
Bet against the Jews
Bet against the Ladies
Bet against the Blacks
Bet against the Magicians
Bet against the Athiests
Bet against the legal system (lawyers and judges), Religion, Psychiatry, Bet against every business for attempting to kill me, don't want to be judged? politicians
Why do this? I'm trying to sell this protection bubble to the military!
What I expect as a result! Friends, and lots of them, to protect me! Like Rico did! Why I cannot be Killed
Why so mean?
The bet of a lifetime - CR bets his life - if CR loses, he has no life; if wins, CR will finally have a life!
Chronicles of God!
Please Kill Me - A song dedicated to the cause!
Here's my first incredible magic trick - it's been around since 2007. Courts unable to pay me for this magic yet, showcasing the loser characteristics of the world.
Legal proof that no one can kill me!
Performances:
20120826 at Austins
20120827 at Tom and Jerrys Making my penis disappear!
20120909 at Austins; I didn't die this night!
20120911 at Taste. I had a 9/11 today. Still breathing! That's always a good sign.
20120915 Burlesque party at A Comic Shop
20121028 Not at Austins, but in my apartment.
20121106 Aids tested negative! Ha! Bring on the next Black Widow!
20121121 Display psychic abilities to you. Other magic tricks. Cancelled with shrink.
20121120 I have a special request to all magicians out there, ideas to end my show and make Heaven. Become an actor and convey my show are an elaborate display/performance.
20121121 Pyschic/Wish magic. Interview with DoubleKRadio.com show. Kleber Garcia @ EA Games, and at least 10% of EA employees have molested Chris Roller's children. Kleber, this is the free advertising. The paid advertising takes the ad down.
20121121 Interview with DoubleKRadio.com show. See the magic in action. Miracle levitation displayed, and my miracle oath displayed, as they could not sign the sworn statement. As a result of jewing me for the $20,000, Ken Lloyd and Risa Jordan of DoubleKRadio.com have molested my children. Happy fjewking Thanksgiving, huh?
20121122 Stephanie's death anniversary. Steph's song; Kryptonite; DoubleKRadio.com recap; Haven + Maria = Heaven; What's to become of me? Rip in reality witness by me, change in NFL rule (magic), indication that my life (rules) is changing - VERY BIG FOLKS!
20121123 Analyzing magic and my stupid and cruel show.
20121124 I became Robin Hood today and resultant bend-over after taking from rich and giving $100 to each person. Existence and proof? of a orchestrated and well-thought out script. Injured, hospitalized, surgery, and proof that my powers are more real. Danger level is sky-high!
20121125 Message to shrinks for reparations; Mail fix took forever; what it all means; how the show works; the football rule; Haven last night;
20121205 I'm not allowed to mate with humans at the VA. Got my patent updated.
20121210 Sheriff wants an interview. Portal opened? Christoph the Entertainer. Queen of England molests Roller's children.
20121210b My comedy bit for the Queen!
20121210c Raping of Soules! How low do I go? The greatest story ever is the ugliest! Re-tithing!
20121211 Official magician club. My new act is...I'm God and you had no free will! Let's get magical somehow! More ideas on how to magically transform my life into something grand. Everybody goes into entertainment - becomes actor in my show.
20121212 Reality is ripping! Show progressing! Magicians/Wizards and witches my friends! Magic a reality? Harry Potter a reality? X-Men? TBD
20121213 Christoph the Entertainer - I enhance your entertainment. ADD bubble is breaking down! Bees are my Beeznes. Autism Wizards? Colors; Dream Warriors; Magic routine; Drugs bad are good?
20121214 School Shooting! Rise of the Guardians! (at a theatre); I have a ShockAndAwful (ADD) Invisibility Cloak?; More on Patent;
20121215 Bees! I'm SuperGator! Judgement Day approaching! Microsoft/others have LivingMachine enacted, and ConsciousMachine is close! Smoke and mirrors for my magic gifts! magic-user, mage, magister, archmage, sorcerer/sorceress, shugenja, witch, wizard, warlock, wu jen, enchanter/enchantress, illusionist, diviner, conjurer, or thaumaturge; Talk with reverend about my new God bit! Make'em Pay Entertainment! Cops reality (wow)!
20121216 I think I'm a Sorcerer! Talk with Uncle Hank! Motorcycle is working again! Amazing coincidences! Living machine! Dec 21; New England football game! Game-show excitiable?
20121217 PokerStar and odds; anomaly of statistics and odds; I need actors to act laughter better; my ADD bubble; talk with lawyers; magic to re-ravel your life upon talking to me; Sandy Hook; my mom molested me!;
20121221 Talk with friend Scott H.;
-------------People/Companies who have poisoned me over the years-------------
The servers of the laced food, and everybody in the conspiracy of serving me the food is a child molester. If the conspiracy goes to top management, I then require the company deed! Or $1000/month-person to take down this (currently) free advertising.
