All My Babes

I didn't even get one baby wish for the entire 1.5 years the page was active, but I get the feeling there's a few ladies out there that want me.

This is the Original Babe Circle.  Sexuality.  There are 2 drafts.  Earlier version is first.  I'm pretty horrible with names, but I got most of them.  Because some of these ladies possess a loser gene and couldn't suppress it, about 15 went bye bye, replaced with a whole bunch of other ladies, most being CIA/FBI babes, located throughout the USA.  If I see you at 101/VFW/Legion and I assess you have the loser gene, then you're bye-bye too.  Some of these ladies (even the ones gone bye-bye) have my magic baby.  Celine financed the group (so did Conan and Bill Gates), and Sher was a manager with Celine.

All My Upset Babes - some of these ladies were upset (some maybe playing) about being on my list.  Many of the husbands were upset too, so I leave this archive to look at for show.  Most of the ladies on this list are current.  This page is mostly past relationships.

¹From Original Circle.
²Not from Original Circle, but psychically, are begging for my penis.  I have nothing real to confirm this, nor do I believe some of these ladies, so if you want to get upgraded to babe, then show me something real, like exposing a breast while passing on the street.

I'm nervous about favoring a babe, so I have to think about how to talk about these ladies.  I won't talk about all of them.  It seems like people want to get singled out when I guess they've got a billion ladies on my bang-list, so to save time and prevent a huge list (bit annoying), I'm only going to update stories of some ladies, and not add many new ones.  If you're mad, consider yourself on my list by talking to the FBI, but please don't annoy me in the head.  I'm trying to update my site.  Thank you.

SCUWD - Screw up a wet dream.  It is a phenomenon in which ladies are offering their love to me, and I do some of the silliest things to screw it up. "I Scuwd up."  It can be devastating to their self-esteem when I do this because they think there's something wrong with them, or they weren't worthy, when in fact, it just wasn't meant to be.  Some get extremely mad at me and never want to talk me again.  3 of my babes committed suicide, in part, because of I was taken (married).  I was the type of guy that could find a woman and marry her if she didn't mess things up.  If she wasn't that type, then I was destined to mess things up.  The purpose - I was destined to marry Maria, and the Game did whatever it took to mess things up, either via me, or via the lady, until meeting Maria.

This is the latest version.  Earlier version is below.  I'm pretty horrible with names, but I got most of them.
Because some of these ladies possess a loser gene and couldn't suppress it, about 15 went bye bye.

Smallville, Minnesota

• ¹Jody Becker - an '86 Redwood high-school graduate. We became close while bus seatmates on a theater tour of New York. While dreaming next to her (of her maybe), I must have made some sexual motions or sounds, which freaked her out.  I awoke shortly thereafter, ending any possibility, although I was unsure what I did.  That wasn't all I had going against me. In high-school, people would have voted me, "Definitely not likely to run for president."  I was more of a nobody than a somebody - a practical joker - the class clown and semi-peon, and Jody was more of a Jock's girl.  Nothing transpired, but as the years went on, she kept track of my progress in life via Cindy Schoerer, who is now Rodney Bruce's wife, and Rodney had connections to my family.  She realized that I was turning into the stud that I now claim to be.  By the way, 95% of this paragraph is made up from psychic impressions over the years. When I think of someone, it's usually because they're thinking of me, so over the years, I always thought of her, but she knew I was married, and she had to move forward in life. While back in Minnesota, I had a chance to go to her wedding reception, but felt a little uncomfortable for the both of us. Would I express my impressions of her?  Maybe I'm right about my impressions.  Maybe she wants me.  But what good would it do?  We're both married now.  It was a lost cause for both of us, so why bother.  It was easier to stay away and ignore the situation than to stir things up in a quest to do the impossible - to have multiple wives.
• ¹Vicky Galstad - an '85 Redwood high-school classmate who had type 1 connections via her brother-in-law,  who was a software recruiter in the Twin City's.  She heard about the project and wanted to participate.
• ¹Kristi Timgren
• ¹Maria (cousin) Roller - she was hot for me just after I got married, but wife Maria and I had eloped and were keeping it secret until we could have a ceremony (never happened).  Cousin Maria wrote me for a while in the Navy, even queried about visiting in Norfolk, VA (to ride me), then went cold when I told her I was married.  I'm ready for you now, girl!  Let's shock the world with some good-old Northern inbreeding.
• Kate (from Sleepy Eye) - super nice lady.  As a junior/senior, we were naked for a half hour on two separate dates, but for some reason I couldn't get aroused.  I think she was devastated about the phenomenon in which I SCUWD up.  I just wasn't sexual until I was about 18.  When I was ready for her, she saw me hanging with another lady at a concert, which rubbed her wrong when I later tried to amend things.
• Renae Junkee - a very good '85 high school best friend.  We were true buds, but she thought of me, romantically, as beneath her.  In '87, I stayed the night at her place, on the floor, but didn't do anything, not because I SCUWD up, but because she was offering it to me as 'Pity' sex, you know, as a favor to me.  In '84, I told her I would be back to marry her (another omen), and here I come girl!  Renae played Rizzo in Grease.
• Kim Olson - mother of first girl.  After a Navy hop from Chicago, we hung out together one night in Smallville.  I crashed on her bed.  I woke up with her on top of me, but she wanted no more after those precious 10 seconds.  I fell back asleep.  It was so sporadic, that it was almost a non-event, and the reason why I was shocked to find out 17 years later that she kept her girl a secret (CIA couldn't keep track of all the ladies I was banging).  But in the first month or so, I could have sworn (psychically - nope, I have an address to confirm) she was in the Chicago Navy base area to maybe look me up (to say hi), but never did.
• Maru Arellano - A foreign exchange student from Mexico.  Went with her to my senior prom.  Years later, when tradition was proper, she called me (after I was married) to see if I was available to marry her.  Back in high school, I may have been hinting for sexual relations from her, but the memory must have fizzled away when she wouldn't even sit near me at the prom movie.  Hey, what can I say - I was repulsive back then, and then when ladies did offer it up, I SCUWD it up horribly.
• Martha Goblisch - 2nd lady I ever asked to have sex.  I was begging, and I think weeping to get some from her, but she was saving herself for marriage (or non-peon).
• Heather Weyer - Windom, MN
• ¹Teresa Dixon - '86 classmate.  Not sure about her.  Haven't talked to her since high school.

Duluth, MN

• ¹Molly Ringwald look-alike - Suzie Johnson
• ¹Kathy

Delano, MN

• ¹Staci Stein - While in MN on Christmas break a few months into the Navy, my ex-school rock band played in Delano MN - I played the bass that night.  I met a lady who was hot for me (even though  she thought I faked playing the bass that night) - Staci Stein.  She knew Dawn and Denise Hamilton, who moved there from Redwood.  Maybe that's how they got the gig.  I was extremely horny at the time - who would have guessed.  I'll never forget that night.  We did it until I ran dry of sperm - the term is called "spent".  It's a bitter/sweet deal.  Sweet getting there, but bitter when it happens to you.  I kid you not - I was so dry, the glands were crying out, like pipes creaking in an old house, or the steel in the Titantic before it buckles in half.  I literally could not walk the next day.  I finally recovered after a few days.  The car was so spunkified with sex juices that the car-ride home with sister Cari and brother Aaron, it was a little embarrassing (odor).  Anyways, Staci moved to Bowmansville, Penn. while I was at prototype. When Diana and I were having major problems, I sought the comfort of her in Penn. to help get me through the depression.  She had a steady boyfriend, so nothing could really develop.  She wrote horny songs for me to publish someday, and in return I wrote a rockin' (my first) song about/for her.  I hope she kept the tape cause I lost mine (found it).  We pen-palled until I told her I was getting married.  Staci is very important to me, but the crystal ball shows that for some reason, our direct offspring will not yield a god.  Stacey had about 60 lovers before she got married, and that somehow, enjoying the pleasures of sex with many has a negative effect on the spirituality of our offspring - "spiritual purity".   We know the crystal ball has been wrong before, and in a few years (after Instant 18), we will know for sure.  Personally, I don't believe it.

Orlando, FL.

• ¹Angie- I met her while in Orlando, Florida for nuclear school training. Very nice lady, but once again, I screwed it up. We were even naked (and I was aroused) for over 4 hours talking.  She perhaps thought that I was interested in her friend because I didn't deliver.  Sorry girl!

Southwick, MA

• ¹Diana - met Diana within days after moving to Southwick, Massachusetts, at a roller skating rink.  A very nice lady, the marrying type. After having an argument with her mother, things started SCUWDing up.  She had an affair with my good friend Jamie Gatchell, which officially broke us up.  She then had an affair with another Navy sailor next door to me.  It was really a tough time.  Just before I moved, we had a last second fling, which is how she got pregnant.  Sher made "If I could turn back time" in light of our relationship, with music video on a Navy ship.
• ¹Raeann Yadach- initially, she was sort-of it dating Jamie Gatchell, but had heard about Diana's affair, and just before leaving the area, we had a party, and I noticed that she was interested in me.  We talked outside for a few minutes, where I conveyed my interest in her, but I was self-conscious about hurting Jamie's feelings.  Now mind you, I knew that Jamie had an affair with Diana, and I knew that Jamie and Raeann were not going together, so this was about the stupidest thing I could have done.  I really SCUWD it up.  We were both looking for each other, but that very moment, I really screwed it up.  It was an ironic situation - that I was trying to avoid making Jamie mad by having an affair with Raeann, but that night, I slept with Terry Hamilton, which ended up making my good friend, Earl Davis, Terry's former lover, mad at me, even though Earl slept with another woman that night.  Ironic love triangle, huh?  Only in my show could this broken-friendship happen.  Soon thereafter, Raeann had an affair before I came to my senses.  Now a single pregnant lady - I believe her father disowned her.  Sorry Raeann!  I wish you (or me you) would've jumped my bones outside that party.  Our lives would have been much different!  Killed herself because everything went wrong.
• ¹Cathy Winkler - Raeann's best friend.  I finally came to my senses about Raeann, after moving from Southwick, and was writing pen pal letters to Cathy inquiring about Raeann.  This is how I found out that Raeann had become pregnant - I realize that I blew it with Raeann - that I was too late.  You see how the SCUWD phenomenon made me screw it up at that party, and then later, she would get pregnant, all so that I would end up meeting Maria.
• ¹Terry Hamilton - Diana's best friend, who I ended up having an affair with, days before leaving Southwick, Massachusetts, which made Earl Davis angry.
• ¹Younger Southwick babe - danced with her at her high school dance.  She was hot for me, but her mother interfered because we kissed.

Norfolk, VA

• Lydia - black lady from Portsmouth, VA.  Dated for a few months.  Very nice lady, but I ended it when I came over and she was dealing drugs with a man (maybe for sex).
• Puerto Rican lady that lived in upstairs apartment, in Norfolk, VA. - She gave me one of the best memories I've ever had.  I was so horny for her, I PEed (premature ejaculate) my pants - not once, but twice, before doing it.  I think I hypnotized her with my love - put her into a trance for a day or so.  I came back after a duty day, and it was like she hadn't moved.

University of Florida - Gainesville, FL

• ¹SPN1121 - From Spain. We had a lot of fun in her class, although at times, we did get out of hand - she would then apply the ruler to my butt, and that's how I knew she wanted me.  Hard to concentrate on the subject when she would wear a skirt/dress.
• ¹Ling Li - (Lisa Ling look-alike) - we tutored together for one semester and she graded my programs another semester (Lisp class).  I did very well in that class - only person to complete one program.  Also helped that I was giving the grader (Ling) sexual favors on the side.  I wish!  A computer genius, I was really missing her.  I think she starred in a jeans (pants) commercial, which I saw in 2000.
• ¹Mai - Asian - tutor for one of my computer classes.  Saw her last getting counseling for rape.
• ¹Michelle Larson - when she had spiritual sex with me, it produced a visual ghost on me, which doesn't happen very often.  She said something about a ménage et toi in the presence of my Navy buddy, and her soon husband, Shawn Larson.  I thought she was kidding, simply a virgin reaching horny-overload, needing her cork popped by Shawn, until '99, when found out she was one of my babes.
• ¹Amanda Lehman - redhead, a music major.  Met her at church, where she played the keyboard, and I attempted to play the guitar.  I could swear I saw her (not just a double) in May of 2004, at the American Legion.  Sometimes, there are doubles which very closely resemble people of my past, but something tells me it was really her at the Legion, but when I talked to her, she wouldn't admit anything.  If true, then sperm wastage for her.  The CIA knew I wanted her after a phone conversation with Rob Morrison, "It's too bad I'm married, because she's a keeper!"  Killed herself because I was taken.
• ¹ENC1101 - some of the papers I wrote in her class were preview of my political ideas, and of my feelings toward her (also in person).  A catalyst for classes like philosophy, and issues posted on this website.  Hard to concentrate on the subject when she would wear a skirt/dress.  Killed herself because I was taken.  If she or Amanda had said something about their feelings......I was looking for an excuse to bail on Maria, who now had 2 stress-self-induced asthma attacks to the hospital.  I knew something was wrong.  Maria never had asthma before these attacks occurred, nor any asthma before meeting me.  I believe Maria's health issues arose because of the hope that "Chris become single so I can marry him".  An indirect (incidental) wish (hope) willed by some ladies, and maybe hope retaliation (type 3s) after hurting Guy Forbes and EM2 Jerk's relationship after this occurred.
• ¹Rafting babe - I first met her on a field trip to the Kennedy Space Center.  Then, coincidentally, we met up again on a rafting trip, up in Georgia.  Something happened on that rafting trip, which provoked one of the guys, later in a phone call, to give me an earful, and I gave back, which may have incited the evil network when that occurred.
• ¹Solange Dao - A 30 year-old beautiful virgin Asian, genius who has a Masters in civil engineering, has never been kissed, and has a magic baby.  She was the President of Tae Beta Pi, and I was a member, and that's how we got to know each other.
• Nancy Morrison-Rob Morrison was a true best friend because I never met somebody more honest in my life.  Rob and I were in the Navy together, and went to college together.  On college break, he took me to Ohio and that's where I met Nancy, Rob's sister.  We were so horny for each other, we could taste it, but it just didn't work out because we couldn't get alone time, and the walls shaking would have woken up the others in the house.  I told her, "In another lifetime, we'll get together." (another omen) I believe one or two times, she was in my area for business reasons, and really thought about calling me, but never did.  Well, Nancy, I have a new life now, so I'm coming for you.
• UF Astronomy teacher - she wanted to study Mypenis more than Uranus.

IBM

• ¹IBM multimedia test lab consultant - Asian - when I saw her face, I simply melted.  She reminded me of Ling Li who I was missing, and for some reason, I was really horny for other women now.  I tried asking her out to lunch a couple times to get to know her more, but she turned me down.  Didn't know a guy I/she worked with was her husband - whoops!  But other than those 2 emails, I did not do anything to pursue her.  It should have been private, but I believe people were snooping my emails, thus an incited evil network.
• ¹IBM Showbiz dancer - I first met her when I joined the IBM showbiz Club, then coincidentally we ended up sitting together in the same training class.  We went to lunch a few times - I was extremely hot for this lady, and told her so.  But I was second fiddle - she was currently having an affair with someone else.  In 99, I would find out that it was her boss, the IBM showbiz Club director.  She has good taste in men.
• ¹Becky Anderson - co-directed Guys and Dolls in IBM Showbiz Club.  A smart and down-to-earth lady who dresses down (hair - no/little makeup) on purpose to show off her beautiful personality.  I did not pursue her (worked with her mate Cris Cole), but just thought she was a wonderful person and was glad to find out she was in my group.  Works currently at Microsoft.  If IBM had not shut down in Boca Raton, FL, I probably would have stayed at IBM for a long time because the Showbiz Club and all the people in it were so fun and cool.
  
  Side note: my voice was very welcomed.  There were good voices in the group ensembles, but I sort of became the voice leader.  The louder I sang, the more everybody came into tune.  If I sang softer, then the group got a little out of whack.  I almost thought it was a phenomenon.  I think the others needed to have a reference to sing to, so I cranked it up, and the others sang great, and we were pleasing the crowd every night.  Not to mention the lead characters were about the best in the business, and could have easily been professional.  That musical was about the best time of my life.
• ¹Blonde lead of Guys and Dolls - Divorces and custody battles make people bitter about future relationships.  I think that's why this happened. She's been quiet ever since.  Sometimes I need characters like her in my show to help me experience things. But I think she is one of my babes and actually hot for me by now.
• ¹Brunett lead of Guys and Dolls - very cool lady, and Blondy's great friend, who for a while, I also thought was in it for the ride.  She was so nice, she couldn't clobber me on the head during a bar brawl scene to make it look more real.

UCS

• ¹Julie Sassadu - an accountant.  I became aware that she was interested in me in the few months before I left Florida.  I'm not sure why, but I didn't pursue her like it should have.  I guess I had too many irons in the fire with Maria's failing jewelry business.  Also, Maria was recently pregnant.
• ¹Julie Zullo - Secretary and very nice/cool lady.  Married at the time (now divorced), thus stood clear, but I saw her interest in me.
• ¹Robin Bengtson - another lady that would make would make me melt when she looked at me during some company softball games we played together.
• Operations Support Secretary - Mary - This smart sandy-blonde lady was super hot for me, but her personality was a little too dominating for me.  She reminded me of my sister Ramona, thus the turn-off.
• ¹Philis Buck - Black lady - computer programmer.

3M

• ¹Janel Haider
• ¹Sheryl Prom - She was my watching eye (angel) within 3M, without being type 1.  She saw and heard what was going on when my life was in crisis there.  She was trying to issue me subtle warnings about being careful.  She was very interested in me and my professional safety. A very sweet lady.

ECMC

• ¹Sherry Guenther - manager at ECMC.
• ¹Heidi Lathrop - Mike Johnson's wife - top manager of ECMC and type 1, seeding gossip, and watching everyone's behavior.
• ¹Rhoda Jackson
• ¹35M brunett in the front right seat - sweet lady, nice, and cute as a button.
• ¹Carolyn on my mind (bus) - Carolyn Peterson - gifted chemical engineer, horny for me (would miss me) when she found out I was changing jobs and wouldn't ride her bus anymore.  I think she then wanted to ride me instead.  I believe she has 1 or 2 magic babies.
• ¹Indian lady from Burnsville bus station - haven't heard from her in a long time.

Other

• ¹Diane Cooke - a doctor.  Not sure about her - saw her about my concussions.
• ¹Bombay hot 37 yr. old babe - lady, met only 1/2 hour at Karaoke, set up by type 1s to eventually have my baby.
• ¹Sandra Skelly - In a control power struggle issue with Celine Dion, she used my powers to break Celine's leg (sort-of a slip).  This was probably key to help me learn how to heal, which I couldn't do yet.  Everyone ticked off, she was kicked out of the group.  Broke her leg to mimic her behavior (fixed later).  Healed/fixed Celine's leg in about 3-4 days or hard work.  Celine owes me her leg for my efforts.
• ¹Celine Dion - Wench who will learn what "sperm wastage" means.  I was supposed to be getting some five years ago, so she is responsible for five years of wasted sperm, so now, when we're doing it, I'm going to pull-out during orgasm, just to show her what it feels like. The only down side to this vengeful torture, is that I will probably have to have more sex with her to make up for this, and who knows what revenge she'll issue if she doesn't get pregnant the first time around.
• Pamela Murawski - This lady is in denial about her love for me.  She can't admit that she's Celine Dion - well, once she did (more).  Actually, she's from Beaverton, OR, and took my Babe Wish virginity.
• Raisia, Lena, Vera, and Ludmilla - Russian babes.

Earlier draft before some ladies got filtered out.

-Diana
-Terry Hamilton
-Cathy Winkler
-Raeann Yadach
-Angie
-Staci Stein
-ENC1101
-SPN1121
-Lisa Ling look-alike (tutor-mate)
-Lisa Ling's look-alike friend.
-Kristi Timgren
-Michelle
-Janel Haider
-Good Lady (at 3M)
-IBM lunch laydy
-Rhoda Jackson
-Sherry Guenther
-Amanda
-Maria (cousin) Roller
-UCS Financial Administration lady
-UCS Secretary - Julie
-Jody Becker
-Tall blonde lady on the bus that was interested in me.
-Melissa-Karaoke - her Karaoke group tried to kill me with AIDS, then figuring they might be exposed, to cover it up, conspired to kill an owner at Bombay's, which I helped prevent.
-UCS Philis Buck
-IBM mutlimedia test lab consultant.
-Becky - Showbiz club*.
-Robin Bengtson
-Sandra Skelly
-She sat next to Rick Tonn before moving floors.
-Dr. Cooke.
-Vicky Galstad
-Rafting babe.
-Bombay 37 yr. old babe.
-Celin Dion
-35M brunett in the front right seat.
-Caroline from the bus.
-Indian lady from Burnsville bus station
-Tae Beta Pi president.

Very first guess - In no particular order:
-Diana
-Terry Hamilton
-Cathy Winkler
-Renae Yadach
-Angie
-Staci Stein
-Enc1101
-SPN1121
-Lisa Scharlemann
-Karen Scheurmann
-Lisa Ling look-alike (tutor-mate)
-Kristi Timgren
-Kim Olson
-Michelle (Shawn Larson's Ex???)*
-"Blonde"'s Philipino upstairs neighbor
-Julie Hanson
-Sally Lund
-Maru Arellano
-Janel Haider
-Good Lady (at 3M)
-Guys and Dolls romance at IBM (Puerto Rican babe)
-Rhoda Jackson
-Sherry Guenther
-Gainesville Church red-head (music major at UF) - Amanda I think.
-Maria (cousin) Roller
-UCS Financial Administration lady - blonde-red hair
-Jody Becker (high school - NY trip infatuation)
-Rob Morrison's sister - she was hot for me
-Tall blonde lady on the bus that was interested in me.
-Melissa-Karaoke
-UCS Philis Buck - I think she/husband was involved in the sting, if not *.
-IBM mutlimedia test lab consultant.
-Becky - Showbiz club*.

Other Possibilities:
-Lorena Prime
-Lydia
-Renae Junkee (high school friend)
-7of9-let's combine uniquenesses.
-Celin Dion
-UCS Nancy Gainer.
-friend of Kristi Timgren's - Amy I think.
-Rachelle - Michelle's red-head friend who moved to Miami.
-UCS Secretary - Julie*
-UCS operations secretary - also UCS bowling-mate
-Robin Bengtson?
-Sandra Skelly
-She sat next to Rick Tonn before moving floors.
-Dr. Cooke (Quello).
-Vicky Galstad
-Lisa Ling's look-alike friend.
-love massage lady and/or double.